Kate Beckinsale, Jennie Garth And Katy Perry

People have been asking me what it takes to qualify for a Rotten Tuna post and well, it’s easy - when a normally hot celebrity goes out looking like a dumpy chick, that pisses me off more than life itself. So no, ugly chicks do not qualify, they’re rotten all the time. Anyway, back to the task at hand. Just one day after I called her the hottest MILF ever, Kate Beckinsale goes out looking like this. Girl’s making me look bad and I don’t appreciate it. It pains me to put her here but what she’s wearing pains me more.

Secondly, we got Jennie Garth! Hmm, I wonder why no one cares about her anymore…

And lastly, Katy Perry. Just kidding. That was a joke. She’s always rotten.

Brooke Hogan Goes Shopping With Her Funbags

Hmm… it looks like somebody is lacking media attention. Here’s Brooke Hogan shopping with her fake tits hanging out. Usually, I’d make fun of her looking like a dude but seeing that it’s winter and most celebs are covering up, this is the best set of candid chesticles I’ve seen all week. Sad.

Rachel Bilson’s Jacket Needs To Disappear

Here’s Rachel Bilson at the Dolce & Gabbana boutique hosting some benefit. Now I haven’t done a post on Rachel in a very long time, so I’m a little disappointed that she decided to show up to the event looking like she just performed a magic show at a kid’s birthday party. WTF is up with that sparkling blue jacket? Unless she’s going to pull a rabbit out of that purse, Rachel’s going to have to put a little more effort into her appearance. This just isn’t going to cut it for me anymore.

Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures

Here’s Sophie Monk in what appears to be another one of those staged bikini candids. Now with Sophie I don’t care if it’s staged or not, because the girl is smoking hot. She’s also got some serious nipple action going on. And if that was staged, bravo! Job well done.