Well, it’s no surprise that Alicia Keys doesn’t have a bikini model body because the last time we saw her in a swimsuit there were rumours she was slated to be the main attraction at Seaworld. That joke didn’t go over very well with you folks. Neither did calling Oprah Winfrey thinner. So this time around I’m not going to say anything that will cause me to get tons of hate mail. That said, here is Thunder Thighs vacationing in Australia.
Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend Samantha Ronson seems to be cashing in on her girlfriend’s fame, it’s reported that she made almost $3 million over the last year deejaying. She’s getting paid more because it’s almost a sure thing that Lindsay will stop by. Basically Samantha needs to do whatever the hell Lindsay tells her to because she’s pretty much one lesbian catfight away from spinning records at her accountant’s kid’s bar mitzvah.
