Here’s Lucy Pinder posing for some Valentine’s Day photoshoot. Turns out that more than half of all Brits will not be celebrating Valentine’s Day because of the poor economy, so this is for some kind of “Save energy and money and stay at home” type thing. Makes sense if your girlfriend is Lucy Pinder, but the last thing you want to do with your fat wife on Valentine’s Day is have sex with her. So don’t be cheap, take her out to dinner, get her drunk, and put her to bed early.
The Grammy Awards are filled with hot chicks all done up in the latest fashions but nobody looked as hot as supermodel Marisa Miller. I guess she got all my emails because here she is blowing me some kisses on the red carpet as requested. We’re tight, I’ll be spending Valentine’s Day with her, well, maybe not with her but with a prostitute who looks a lot like her. If she was asian.
Ever since Rihanna came along, artists like Christina Milian have taken a major blow and have almost been forgotten. Which is a shame, because I’m sure if Christina Milian was banging Beyonce’s man she’d have been just as big as Rihanna, if not bigger. I’m not saying that Rihanna and Jay-Z had an affair, but we’ll never know because fame and fortune is good hush money. Anyway, here is Christina Milian at Radio Killa Records 2009 Pre-Grammy party and I’m posting this because she’s looking damn cute in that outfit and I feel bad for her misfortune. I wish I could be her Jay-Z.
