Here are some more pictures of Elle Macpherson on vacation. Sure you don’t see her in a complete bikini in these, but you do see her in action and seeing a hot model in action is damn erotic. Yes, I’m easy like that but look at that form she has while waterskiing! Just imagine her leaning back and holding on to… well, you know where I’m going with that.
Move over Katie Price, there’s a new big-titted girl in town and with just one of her big round breasts she’s got you covered. Her name is Nicola Mclean and she was on the show I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!..She’s also been the girl with the perfectly round dodge balls glued to her chest who’s been staring at you from the top right corner gallery box for the last week on Hollywood Tuna. Anyway, all I know is that I’m in love with Nicola Mclean’s ridiculous boobs and I hope they get more Tuna time. So Nicola, send me some personal candids and I promise you will have a permanent home here forever. Oh BTW, here she is at an Ultimo store in Glasgow.
Here’s Danielle Lloyd to help us get into the Christmas spirit. Unfortunately, Danielle is covering up her funbags with her hands …again, but since it’s the holidays I’ll let it slide but in the New Year she better smarten up because girl’s not hot enough to keep writing about if she keeps those babies guarded.
It’s not often that I’ve got something nice to say about Paris Hilton but it’s the holidays and I’ve still got a turkey hangover. Here she is in Australia doing a little shopping and actually looks pretty good, her cleavage can use a little work but she’s doing the best with what she’s got, how cute. I guess her magical cleavage pills have worn off.
Everyone’s favorite busty British nobody Danielle Lloyd was out celebrating her 25th birthday the other night but when she tried to get into the X Factor wrap party, she was turned away because well, she’s a nobody. I know a place she’ll never be turned away from…. My bedroom. There’s a huge guest list but all the hotties are on it just in case. Next time you want to get into a club princess, a little less lips a little more tits. Words to live by.
