Alright I’ve had enough of this mediocre T&A we’ve been having the last two days, so here is Jessica Jane Clement to the rescue. If you don’t know who she is, don’t worry, neither do I. But I’m sure we’d all like to get to know every inch of her with our tongues. I call first!
Yesterday we got some Stephanie Seymour swimsuit pictures, and today the bikini pictures have arrived. There’s not much of a difference, but now we get a better glimpse of her MILF funbags. And if you’re anything like me, fake tits on women who get them after they have kids are so much hotter than when they get them before. If that doesn’t make sense to you, maybe the expression flapjacks rings a bells.
It seems that the magazine business is suffering from the global economic meltdown, instead of coming out with new issues they just release some outtakes or behind the scenes pictures from old shoots. First it was Aubrey O’Day where she belongs, on her knees back stage, and now it’s Kristen Bell hamming it up for the cameras. I wouldn’t exactly call these behind the scenes shots, to me behind the scenes mean she’d be running around in her undies changing or shaving her junk. I’ll keep you posted.
Normally Jennifer Aniston bores the stuffing out of me but lately she seems to be turning it up a bit. First, she poses nude for GQ Magazine and now she shows up at the ‘Marley and Me’ premiere looking like an actual movie star. Unfortunately she’s still a terrible actress and this movie is sure to tank but for now we can all enjoy her long legs and tight body because I’m pretty sure they don’t have premieres for straight to DVD movies anymore.
