Russell Brand With Some Slapper Hos

I can’t believe I’m posting Shauna Sand pictures again, she’s a completely useless nobody who happens to be the mother of a just as useless D-list celebrity, Lorenzo Lamas’ children. If she didn’t have a head she’d look pretty hot in her tiny bikini, if you like skinny fake titted blonds with no job, which I do. Here she is giving her latest paycheck a rubdown on the beach in Miami. The last time I had a massage like that it cost me $80 and an asian chick tried to stick her finger in my ass. Worth every penny.

Pamela Anderson’s Ass Makes Things Disappear

Surprisingly I’m not a big fan of illusions or magic tricks, even though I’ve known many prostitutes who’ve made valuable items disappear from my apartment late at night. Here’s Pamela Anderson helping out some freaky Dutch illusionist make her youth and career disappear. I don’t know what she’s thinking doing these things but if she keeps wearing these slutty outfits she’s going to make something disappear in my pants… Tada! I wasn’t using it anyways. I wonder if he can make hepatitis disappear.

Scary Spice Is Really Scary

Well I finally figure out how Mel B got the nickname Scary Spice. Please don’t leave the house without makeup again! You’re scaring the best photos.

Hilary Duff Works It Good

Here’s Hilary Duff leaving her Pilates class and I have to say I’m impressed that girl is still damn cute even without any makeup on. I’m also impressed that she does Pilates. I’d be even more impressed if she did me but Pilates is a good warm up exercise. In a couple of months she will be ready for yours truly.

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures Are Shocking!

Lesbianism isn’t being too kind to Lindsay Lohan. Here she is at Miami beach in a bikini and girl is almost Nicole Richie skinny. All that partying and leg wrestling with Sam is catching up with her. She better gain some weight fast because she’s going to need it to hold up those big ole titties.

Cheryl Tweedy In Tight Leather Pants!

Here’s my lovely future wife Cheryl Tweedy, or what I like to call her Cheryl Tuna, out shopping in London wearing a pair of sexy leather pants. Isn’t she special?