Russell Brand With Some Slapper Hos

I can’t believe I’m posting Shauna Sand pictures again, she’s a completely useless nobody who happens to be the mother of a just as useless D-list celebrity, Lorenzo Lamas’ children. If she didn’t have a head she’d look pretty hot in her tiny bikini, if you like skinny fake titted blonds with no job, which I do. Here she is giving her latest paycheck a rubdown on the beach in Miami. The last time I had a massage like that it cost me $80 and an asian chick tried to stick her finger in my ass. Worth every penny.

Pamela Anderson’s Ass Makes Things Disappear

Surprisingly I’m not a big fan of illusions or magic tricks, even though I’ve known many prostitutes who’ve made valuable items disappear from my apartment late at night. Here’s Pamela Anderson helping out some freaky Dutch illusionist make her youth and career disappear. I don’t know what she’s thinking doing these things but if she keeps wearing these slutty outfits she’s going to make something disappear in my pants… Tada! I wasn’t using it anyways. I wonder if he can make hepatitis disappear.