It’s not often that I’ve got something nice to say about Paris Hilton but it’s the holidays and I’ve still got a turkey hangover. Here she is in Australia doing a little shopping and actually looks pretty good, her cleavage can use a little work but she’s doing the best with what she’s got, how cute. I guess her magical cleavage pills have worn off.
Everyone’s favorite busty British nobody Danielle Lloyd was out celebrating her 25th birthday the other night but when she tried to get into the X Factor wrap party, she was turned away because well, she’s a nobody. I know a place she’ll never be turned away from…. My bedroom. There’s a huge guest list but all the hotties are on it just in case. Next time you want to get into a club princess, a little less lips a little more tits. Words to live by.
