Here’s Lucy Pinder posing for some Valentine’s Day photoshoot. Turns out that more than half of all Brits will not be celebrating Valentine’s Day because of the poor economy, so this is for some kind of “Save energy and money and stay at home” type thing. Makes sense if your girlfriend is Lucy Pinder, but the last thing you want to do with your fat wife on Valentine’s Day is have sex with her. So don’t be cheap, take her out to dinner, get her drunk, and put her to bed early.
The Grammy Awards are filled with hot chicks all done up in the latest fashions but nobody looked as hot as supermodel Marisa Miller. I guess she got all my emails because here she is blowing me some kisses on the red carpet as requested. We’re tight, I’ll be spending Valentine’s Day with her, well, maybe not with her but with a prostitute who looks a lot like her. If she was asian.
Ever since Rihanna came along, artists like Christina Milian have taken a major blow and have almost been forgotten. Which is a shame, because I’m sure if Christina Milian was banging Beyonce’s man she’d have been just as big as Rihanna, if not bigger. I’m not saying that Rihanna and Jay-Z had an affair, but we’ll never know because fame and fortune is good hush money. Anyway, here is Christina Milian at Radio Killa Records 2009 Pre-Grammy party and I’m posting this because she’s looking damn cute in that outfit and I feel bad for her misfortune. I wish I could be her Jay-Z.
Here’s Avril Lavigne at some lame ass photoshoot for her WalMart pop/punk clothing line Abbey Dawn that will be hitting the shelves of a Salvation Army depot near you in give or take six months. Enough with the retarded pink outfits, she’s got to be about thirty by now. I have no clue who would buy this garbage but I said the same thing about her music and look where that’s gotten her. Clearly I’m not a twelve year old girl.
Earlier today I did a post about Scarlett Johansson’s disappearing cleavage, well I think I’ve found it, Paz Vega has it here at the premiere of “The Spirit”. I don’t know how someone goes about stealing cleavage but I’d definitely pay to see it happen. Maybe they get together and share it, there’s plenty for the both of them.
Here’s my favourite girl with double Gs, Nicole McLean modeling in lingerie. The last time we saw Nicole she was sporting a little mustache, so I’m glad they photoshopped it out in these pictures. Now I can focus on her lady bits and by lady bits, I mean chunks. Two big delicious chunks of saline goodness… Enjoy all their saltiness.
I have to say that I like skinny chicks but there’s such a thing as too skinny, Lindsay Lohan is pushing the limits, here’s Mischa Barton’s frail little figure at some event she shouldn’t have been invited to. She hasn’t had a job in years and it’s starting to show, it looks like she hasn’t had a good meal in a very long time either. Her body is shrinking so quickly her dress can barely stay on, eat a candy bar or something or go eat at Jessica Simpson’s house, lots of food there.
