When you’re famous for being a fake breasted nobody it’s pretty easy for you to slip in and out of the spotlight, so I guess Audrina Patridge decided to get herself a little attention by going bikini shopping in front of some floor to ceiling windows. Subtle. Maybe if we hadn’t already seen her tits in the first place we’d be more interested. She has a pretty good profile so I’m willing to wait it out for the sex tape.
It’s been a while since I’ve seen Alyssa Milano and her hairy forearms so it’s nice to see she’s keeping herself busy. Here she is at the “Yes Man” premiere actually looking pretty hot, like a pretend asian chick. I have no idea why she’d be invited to this, there’s no way she’s in the movie, she doesn’t have her beat up blue van full of NFL clothing for women and Tony Danza is nowhere to be found. She must have just been passing by on her way to ‘Former Child Star’ meeting. Poor kid.
