Once again, we’ve got Nicola McLean. I wasn’t lying to you when I said it wasn’t the last time you’d see her here Hollywood Tuna. Anyway, here she is at the Yahoo! Snowball Fight getting Londoners into the Christmas spirit. Now let me tell you, you don’t need snowballs to get people in the Christmas spirit when you have a pair of ridiculously huge funbags. Talk about Ho Ho HO!
It’s nice to see a few pictures of Christina Aguilera without her caked on slutty clown makeup. Wait a minute, there it is, I couldn’t see it because only half her face is painted for some reason. Like every new mommy here she is out drinking, celebrating a “Clockwork Orange” themed 28th birthday where her and her little husband seem to be the only ones dressed up. Losers. I do like the big tits and suspenders combo, hopefully it will catch on.
I don’t normally report celebrity gossip, I’m not very good at it, but I’ve been hearing rumors that Paris Hilton has been spotted canoodling with actor Gerald Butler. Not that I care, I prefer to stick to things I know like hot girls, sweet asses and fake tits. Speaking of tits, Paris’ magical mystery cleavage tour continued last night at the Dolce & Gabbana flagship store opening in Beverly Hills. Those things are squeezed together tighter than my ass at a George Michael concert.
