An Audrina Patridge Profile Shot

There are not many things Audrina Patridge is good for but the one thing she is good for is a good ol’ classic Hollywood Tuna Profile Shot post. So thank you Audrina and be sure to send your doctor a nice Hanukah gift basket from me.

Rihanna Has Paris Hilton Boobs

Here’s Rihanna performing at the B96 Jingle Bash the other day in another dominatrix outfit highlighting her ever expanding bust line. Where the hell did those things come from? She must be on the same vitamin plan as Paris Hilton because I’ve never noticed them before. Now all I want for Christmas are Rihanna’s massive Jingle Bells in my face.