I’ve never seen an episode of The Hills but I know that a lot of my readers have and the finale was the other day so this is for them. Here are Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge and Whitney Port posing together like good friends do. I thought this show was supposed to be about sexy rich girls bitching each other out, I don’t see any hot girls, they all look so boring. I guess that means Heidi Montag is the hot one…
There are not many things Audrina Patridge is good for but the one thing she is good for is a good ol’ classic Hollywood Tuna Profile Shot post. So thank you Audrina and be sure to send your doctor a nice Hanukah gift basket from me.
When you’re famous for being a fake breasted nobody it’s pretty easy for you to slip in and out of the spotlight, so I guess Audrina Patridge decided to get herself a little attention by going bikini shopping in front of some floor to ceiling windows. Subtle. Maybe if we hadn’t already seen her tits in the first place we’d be more interested. She has a pretty good profile so I’m willing to wait it out for the sex tape.
So it looks like Audrina Patridge took my advice about spending all your time in a bikini when you have fake tits, because here she is in one at the DKNY Jeans Beach House. And all I have to say is WOW! She’s got one sweet ass tight body! Enjoy.
