Lesbianism isn’t being too kind to Lindsay Lohan. Here she is at Miami beach in a bikini and girl is almost Nicole Richie skinny. All that partying and leg wrestling with Sam is catching up with her. She better gain some weight fast because she’s going to need it to hold up those big ole titties.
Since Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been in a movie, released an album or even been in a feminine hygiene commercial lately she seems to be running out of ways to get attention. The fake lesbian thing doesn’t seem to be working out, so it’s nice to see her fall back on the classic, trusted and true method of flashing some nice cleavage for the paparazzi. It’s too bad the rest of her looks like a forty-two year old divorcee, but I can work around that.
Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend Samantha Ronson seems to be cashing in on her girlfriend’s fame, it’s reported that she made almost $3 million over the last year deejaying. She’s getting paid more because it’s almost a sure thing that Lindsay will stop by. Basically Samantha needs to do whatever the hell Lindsay tells her to because she’s pretty much one lesbian catfight away from spinning records at her accountant’s kid’s bar mitzvah.
