Lucy Pinder’s Sexy But Odd Valentine’s Day Photoshoot

Here’s Lucy Pinder posing for some Valentine’s Day photoshoot. Turns out that more than half of all Brits will not be celebrating Valentine’s Day because of the poor economy, so this is for some kind of “Save energy and money and stay at home” type thing. Makes sense if your girlfriend is Lucy Pinder, but the last thing you want to do with your fat wife on Valentine’s Day is have sex with her. So don’t be cheap, take her out to dinner, get her drunk, and put her to bed early.

Lucy Pinder’s Breasts Are A Huge Distraction

Here’s a video of Lucy Pinder doing some ads spots for some kind of TV show, product or whatever. All I know is that if you’re going to promote something, I think putting her in awesomely revealing outfits will make it very difficult to get your message across. Seriously, I challenge any of you - yes, even you ladies out there - to try to stay focused on what she’s saying rather than on her huge breasts!