Here’s Avril Lavigne at some lame ass photoshoot for her WalMart pop/punk clothing line Abbey Dawn that will be hitting the shelves of a Salvation Army depot near you in give or take six months. Enough with the retarded pink outfits, she’s got to be about thirty by now. I have no clue who would buy this garbage but I said the same thing about her music and look where that’s gotten her. Clearly I’m not a twelve year old girl.
Earlier today I did a post about Scarlett Johansson’s disappearing cleavage, well I think I’ve found it, Paz Vega has it here at the premiere of “The Spirit”. I don’t know how someone goes about stealing cleavage but I’d definitely pay to see it happen. Maybe they get together and share it, there’s plenty for the both of them.
Here’s my favourite girl with double Gs, Nicole McLean modeling in lingerie. The last time we saw Nicole she was sporting a little mustache, so I’m glad they photoshopped it out in these pictures. Now I can focus on her lady bits and by lady bits, I mean chunks. Two big delicious chunks of saline goodness… Enjoy all their saltiness.
I have to say that I like skinny chicks but there’s such a thing as too skinny, Lindsay Lohan is pushing the limits, here’s Mischa Barton’s frail little figure at some event she shouldn’t have been invited to. She hasn’t had a job in years and it’s starting to show, it looks like she hasn’t had a good meal in a very long time either. Her body is shrinking so quickly her dress can barely stay on, eat a candy bar or something or go eat at Jessica Simpson’s house, lots of food there.
