Ever since Jessica Alba has become a mother her hotness seems to be suffering, it has it’s ups and downs, today is a down. Here she is out running some boring errands. I don’t know how a woman who has one of the best bikini poses ever decides to leave the house looking like she’s about to go digging for clams. Hehe, that was dirty purely by accident.
Christmas must have come early this year because here’s Jessica Simpson giving me some good ol’ fashioned cleavage action. Thank you. And thank you for listening to me Jessica. If you guys don’t remember, the last time Jessica Simpson was out promoting her new perfume “Fancy” she got a big time scolding from me for being over-dressed. So it warms my heart to know I actually do make an impact. That’s right, without me you guys would be titless!
Well, we’ve got another one of those themed WWE Diva photoshoots. First Halloween, then Thanksgiving, and now Christmas. I don’t know if anyone still watches wrestling ever since the UFC has taken over, but I have a thing for these chicks. They’re like a half-step up from porn stars. It’s like somewhere along the line they got lucky and didn’t have to resort to that. Congratulations.
Well, she’s back! The girl with the enormous perfectly round tits otherwise known as Nicola Mclean. And you thought she was a one timer here on Hollywood Tuna. You were wrong. It looks like we’ll be seeing a lot more of Nicola from now on because it appears she is now the spokesboobies for Ultimo Lingerie. And that makes me very happy. And as you can see I’m not the only one. I have a feeling Nicola is going to get a very “big gift” this year from Jolly Ol’ Saint Nic.
Here’s Miss World 2008 Ksenia Sukhinova. She’s Russian and she’s pretty hot but I hope winning doesn’t mean I’m not going to be getting her Jan 5th as my mail order bride. We had a deal dammit!
