Lucy Pinder’s Sexy But Odd Valentine’s Day Photoshoot

Here’s Lucy Pinder posing for some Valentine’s Day photoshoot. Turns out that more than half of all Brits will not be celebrating Valentine’s Day because of the poor economy, so this is for some kind of “Save energy and money and stay at home” type thing. Makes sense if your girlfriend is Lucy Pinder, but the last thing you want to do with your fat wife on Valentine’s Day is have sex with her. So don’t be cheap, take her out to dinner, get her drunk, and put her to bed early.

Marisa Miller Wins The Grammy For Great Rack

The Grammy Awards are filled with hot chicks all done up in the latest fashions but nobody looked as hot as supermodel Marisa Miller. I guess she got all my emails because here she is blowing me some kisses on the red carpet as requested. We’re tight, I’ll be spending Valentine’s Day with her, well, maybe not with her but with a prostitute who looks a lot like her. If she was asian.